Self-Proclaimed Time Traveler Says He Will Become President Some Time Between 2016 and 2028

TS- If Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton don’t resonate with American voters, they always have Andrew Basiago — a presidential candidate who is pretty sure he’s going to become “either president or vice-president” between 2016 and 2028, according to information he’s gathered time traveling. Cheekily calling his campaign “a time for truth,” Basiago, 54, brags on his site that he “served bravely in the two secret U.S. defence projects in which time travel on Earth and voyages to Mars were first undertaken.” Basiago — who has made similar claims in the past — also said he’s helped several former presidents make important decisions by gathering knowledge through time travelling. Now it’s his turn. It’s no surprise then that further exposing these secret technologies is a big part of the Seattle lawyer’s promises if elected.

A couple things. One, he couldn’t get a closer estimate as to when he was going to be become president? That seems fucked right from the jump. He’s giving us a 12 year window when, if he really is a time traveler, he should be able to give us the exact date of when he will become president of the United States. There is no such thing as a margin of error on time machines. You go to the exact times in the future or in the past and see what’s up. That’s how time travel works when I watch Stewie Griffin do it. And second, this is the ultimate test as to whether time travel exists or not . If Andrew Asiago becomes president at some point in the next 12 years, time travel is real. He went to the future, saw that he was the leader of the free world and now he’s back in 2016 making his bold prediction. If he doesn’t become president, time travel isn’t real (yet). It’s as simple as that. The chips are down. Now we just have to wait 12 years and see what happens.